I Really Like The Cops

By Brad Will

Lyrics transcribed from http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX_EHeCbMqc.

So come and gather round you people And ya listen to me yack All you doctors and you lawyers And you folks who push the crack All the folks who push the buttons And the folks who push the mops Come and listen while I tell you How I really like the cops I really like the cops I think they're really cool I like them in my neighborhood I like them in my school I think that cops are wonderful I think that cops are nice And I like to have a broken jaw And carry a pack of ice. I really like the cops I think they're really neat I like it when they take my face And smash it in the street And take me to a station house And they lock me in a room And I love it when they rape me Up the anus with a broom. I really like the cops You know they make me sing You know my favorite movie Is the tape of Rodney King So I really get pissed off Whenever somebody like you Suggests we should submit the cops To citizens review. I really like the cops (hum) I really like the cops I love those boys in blue I really like the cops Go glad that they're around To hassle me and ticket me For sittin' on the ground I really like the cops I'd be so sad if they were gone There's something 'bout a uniform That always turns me on.

I really like the cops I think they're really cool I like them in my neighborhood I like them in my school I think that cops are wonderful I think that cops are nice And I like to have a broken jaw And carry a pack of ice. I really like the cops They always get me high I hope that I get taken in To custody and die. And I hope that every fact That's in the coroner's report Gets chucked into a dumpster So it won't get heard up in court. I really like the cops (hum) I really like the cops I love those boys in blue When I hear you making statements That I think are quite obscene Like all the cops are nasty Oh like all the cops are mean I think its about some time That you should give yourself some class And help your local officer By kicking your own ass So come and gather round you people And you listen to me yack All you doctors and you lawyers And you folks who push the crack And all the folks who push the buttons And the folks who push the mops Come and listen while I tell you How I really like the cops

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